//17// Gaming// MassEffect// SaintsRow//AssassinsCreed //DragonAge //Art//

sodomymcscurvylegs:

I love Elder Scroll games, because we all start playing them like: “LET’S EXPLORE THE VASTNESS OF THIS IMMENSE MAP AND EVERYTHING IT HAS TO OFFER!” But, soon, it degrades to: “HA, HA! I WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF I USE THE CONSOLE COMMANDS TO CLONE SEVEN THOUSAND WHEELS OF CHEESE AND SEND THEM DOWN THIS MOUNTAIN!”


1118 notes ● via fennecfenris ● ( sodomymcscurvylegs)

canyoushipit:

I read smut before bed like it’s a fucking bedtime story




snh-snh-snh:

I keep thinking oh man, I’m so immature. How am I allowed to be an adult.

Then I spend time with teenagers.

And it’s like, wow, okay, yeah. I am an adult. I am so adult. Look at me adulting all over the place.


186813 notes ● via erenlalonde ● ( snh-snh-snh)

dampsandwich:

one day i will escape from this website


229885 notes ● via fenrispenris ● ( dampsandwich)

sodomymcscurvylegs:

[AGGRESSIVELY AVOIDS USING HEALING ITEMS TO SAVE THEM FOR BOSS BATTLES.]

[AGGRESSIVELY FORGETS TO USE HEALING ITEMS DURING BOSS BATTLES.]


17787 notes ● via fenrispenris ● ( sodomymcscurvylegs)

antivantrash:

bae: hey u wanna come over? ;)

me: can’t im selling dwarven crafts

bae: my parents aren’t home

me: they’re fine dwarven crafts. direct. from. orzammar.


1358 notes ● via fenrispenris ● ( antivantrash)
tags #dragon age

arabellesicardi:

"text me when you get home" means "i love you, be safe." 


72483 notes ● via fennecfenris ● ( arabellesicardi)

kyary:

when youre very proud of yourself

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132577 notes ● via zev-ran ● ( kyary)
tags #wat
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